This is Wallace, He Wants a Divorce

It’s not anything I did, it has to do with a b-a-l-l.

Photo by Author, Wallace in the Kitchen

Wallace and I have been together for more than eight years. What began in 2012 with a ride to upstate New York with a friend to wrench him from his loving family and bring him home to mine, is turning into a mini drama spun out of my control. Wallace loves me. I am sure of that. But alas, Wallace loves his b-a-l-l, specifically any one of them, more…